Laughing out loud

Christmas time is perfect for a good laugh.Today we start a new section on our Specials: JOKeS.

And, obviously, they’re about Christmas ;o)

FJOKE

Ready? Here we go!

How do cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy Mew Year" !

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmascards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!

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What is the popular name of the snowman in summer?
A puddle.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 
It's Christmas, Eve!

What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert? 
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Do you know any bird that can write? 
Pen-guin.

Who is very rude? 
"Rude"-olph

What do elves sing to Santa? 
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Do you know any jokes about elves or penguins or the Three Wise Men? Be free to post them in a comment or send it to lctidiomas@hotmail.com. We will be more than happy to publish them here.

 

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